OUR "PERSONAL" SOLUTION TO THE SECURITY SITUATION IN GUYANA

Well well, after hearing about the possibility of foreign intervention into this crime situation in Guyana, we have decided to implement our "personal" security plan with foreign help of course. So all you blood thirsty, sick, demented cowards better take note.



They are "stripped" ooerr ahmm "lock and loaded" for action. Eeerrrrr...

IMAGES OF BARTICA MASSACRE

GDF patrol boat in the Essequibo River. The Joint Services attempted to post soldiers at all possible exit points for the escaping gunmen. However, if you are familiar with Bartica and the sourrounding terrain, you would know that this is almost impossible!



Bodies of the victims on a boat, as they were about to be transported to a nearby airstrip to be flown down to the Capital City.





The bodies being loaded into a boat.



A section of the Bartica stelling, where the gunmen took crew members off two boats docked at the stelling and then proceeded to place them face first on the wharf, shooting them at point blank range in their heads.



The Bartica Police Station where the gunmen clad in foreign camouflage and khaki type clothing, shot and killed Lance Corporal Zaheer Zakir, Constables Shane Fredericks and Ron Osborne. During the attack, Constable Mark Campbell was shot and injured in the upper left side and Constable Chester Benjamin was shot in both hands and right hip. (Info supplied by the Joint Services)



Police ranks along 1st Avenue Bartica as they try to secure the area where the attack occured.



The vehicle which was being driven by 38 year old Dexter Adrian of 1 mile Potaro, Bartica. The taxi driver was shot multiple times about his body.



The home of Gurudat Singh on 1st Avenue Bartica, this is one lucky man. Find out more in the following caption.



This is where the gunmen used a sledge hammer to break into Gurudat's home. Upon realizing that his home was under attack, he reportedly took his family of four into the ceiling via a trap door. As the gunmen barged into the upper flat of his home, they searched frantically for him and his family, unaware that they were in the ceiling. After a few minutes, they made off with several articles but thankfully Gurudat and his family were not added to their list of victims. Praise be to the Supreme One!

DE FIND ANOTHER ONE

Well what can PP592 say, however they come we will gladly accept. Because the bottom line is that a number of innocent lives will be saved. One of our informant who is usually reliable when he is not on the high wine, just told us that the Joint Services recovered the AK 47 Assault Rifle which went missing from its Camp Ayanganna Base in November 2008. Reports indicate that the weapon was located somwhere in the Berbice area. We say hats off to the Security Services, but at the same time there are still a number of outstanding weapons which are still to be recovered. Need i mention the 200 odd which were given to the PNC party in the 70's.



Anyway, this calls for a "shot" err sorry "drink"....

BILLET-DOUX

To all those special, peace loving, hard working, law abiding and generally honest Guyanese we have this for you:



To all those hate mongers, those who want to divide this nation, politicians who support criminals and overall playa haters, we have this for you:

AHHH...ST. VALENTINE WHERE ARE YOU!!!

As lovers around the world prepare to celebrate a day specifically designated for them, one has to wonder whatever happened to these moments in time:-







O well this explains it, "RIP Cupid"!!!

FAMOUS FACES OF GUYANA, ERRR RIGHTTTT

Which of these three "nincompoops" aamm...sorry..."gentlemen" truly fits the correct persona of Dr. EVIL?

Ooooo.Errr.My bad.They all do!!!

Gosh, they do have a lot in common after all!!!

A FEW HANDBILLS CIRCULATING ON THE INTERNET

We here at propaganda press 592 might not necessarily agree with the contents of the bills, but we feel it is important that we highlight the spin off effects of the current crime situation in Guyana. We are however urging the individual(s) who created the bills to be more responsible, as this could further aggravate the situation in the country. PP592 would also like to inform you that our sources have linked the creation of the bills to a certain "clique" within a political party, which is hoping to create an intense atmosphere for its political leader so that the group can further score some political points in their efforts to topple the embattled head honcho.